
4. fighter ace
Cover story Outsider Billy Childish was photographed by Derek Santini at his home in Chatham
Sebastian Tellier the goose with the golden egg
Songbirds some tidbits that a little bird told us
One roll of film chronicles of our fastest & cheapest snapper
Miscellany of art & design from issue #4
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Outsiders
Scarborough-born Derek Santini went to college to study photography where he met my boy Phil Knott. The two of them became friends and flew south to London after graduating where they both began working as professional photographers. I met Dez through Phil and this was the first time that we commissioned him to work for us at the newspaper. He has been shooting amazing work for major titles for many years and his work has seen him experimenting with the use of lenticular’s with spectacular results.
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/ one roll of film /
My dear friend Andrea Goldsworthy from Lowestoft is one of the greatest bass players on earth and at the time of this issue was doing some session work for electro kids Ladytron (who?!). They were due to play a big gig at The Scala in London’s Kings Cross and I had arranged with them, via Andrea, to take a band photograph to feature in the home news. After two hours of them running away from me in the dressing room and venue I eventually grabbed this one shot of them on their walk to the stage. I was already a little shaky from drinking the rider and went back into their dressing room to pack away my camera and get out of there to watch the gig. It was then that I saw the buffet, and proceeded to stuff as much of it into my bag as possible whilst pouring myself a pint of mixed spirits from their bar. After the gig I met Andrea outside who was on her way home to Camden. “Are you alright cycling?” she asked as I staggered about on the road. “Yes I’m fine” I said as I got onto my bike, rode in a tight circle and fell off in front of a 253 bus. Thankfully the stack of camembert in my backpack survived.
1. Ladytron (above) looking happy at the Scala.
2. The Grates shot in the Scala bar.
3/4/5/6. Iggy Pop from the pit at the Hammersmith Palais.
7. Punk karaoke upstairs at The Garage.
8/9. The Suffragettes outside Rooz studios, Old Street
10/11. Bonnie Prince Billie at The Forum.
12/13. Vashti Bunyan before playing Camden Ballroom.
14. Chris T-T near the K Hotel, Shepherd’s Bush.
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Words by Phil Hebblethwaite Photo by Rebecca Miller
Record Makers and the heartening tale of the goose with a golden egg
We’ll begin this life-affirming tale of the authority of truth a year ago in Paris, France. A situation has arisen that’s pitched two sets of friends against one another in less than ideal circumstances: men who need not be able to smell the difference between broth and froth have been brought forth to try and find a lasting peace. Lawyers. For them this is a debate about pieces of paper and numbers and rights, but for at least one of the parties they’re here to represent, far greater themes are at the heart of the quarrel: egotism and greed and deliberate betrayal. A friendship is disintegrating fast.
All, though, is not lost because outside something beautiful is happening. A goose, whose mind has no interest in the dismal going-ons between the set of friends, but whose fortunes are inextricably linked, has laid a golden egg. It is this golden egg that shall become the real hero of our story. Even today, we know not whether it will bring riches, just that it has an exceptional power. That of joy. It brings joy to anyone who holds it.
Now we’ll go back in time to more innocent days filled with youthful dreams of making music and winning success. We’re in Paris still and the sounds of the city are soon to explode onto the international stage. Something unusual will happen the moment they do: for the first time ever, France will earn the right to set the high bar. Their standard of excellence will be the one that musicians in Britain and America, or anywhere in the world, will have to better.
Keen to contribute to the forthcoming flood are two young men called Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoît Dunckel. Together they are an electronic-pop duo named Air. When they turn up on the doorstep of a Parisian label, Virgin France, they do so with a knowing smile: already employed by the British-owned company are two friends from their teenage years, Marc Teissier du Cros and Stephane Elfassi. A deal is secured and Marc and Stephane are enthusiastically invited to act as their managers.
The story of Air is a story for someone else to tell. All we need to know is that their music travelled far and at speed. Money became available and with it an opportunity to make good on something that both Air and their managers had dreamed of for years: establishing a record label that was independent from the majors and could release music that ought to be heard, even if it would be harder to digest than the sounds of a band like Daft Punk.
Back even further in time now to the late seventies and early eighties. In a house in a suburb of Paris a young boy is being encouraged by his parents to experiment with music. He starts with the drums and moves on to the many other instruments he finds in his house. It’s a home filled with artistic spirit, but there’s resentment there too. The parents of the child argue often. The atmosphere is volatile and difficult. But there’s support for the obvious abilities of the boy. The father buys a mini home studio, which his son uses to record songs to play to his friends at school. Music has already become his life’s obsession.
The label that Air and their managers founded was named Record Makers and it began life in 1999. By then, the boy with the fighting parents, Sebastien Tellier, was beginning to become known to people in the French music scene. Marc and Stephane first put out a song of his on a Virgin France compilation called Source Rocks and then they, with Air, offered to release a debut full-length album on their new imprint. The album, spectacularly-titled L’Incroyable Vérité, was a Record Makers’ release that Virgin France distributed. But the latter largely ignored it and, no matter that the record contained powerful flashes of the truth it sought to expose, it stalled before it was given a chance to fly.
Those, though, were still good days. Air’s success continued unabated and with it even Sebastien benefited. In 2002, he took off on a world tour as Air’s support act and travelled to places he previously knew only from postcards and pictures he’d seen in magazines. The routines of life on the road bored him, but he became inspired by seeing so much of the world. In his mind he enjoyed comparing the different characters of people he met in the different countries he visited. It amused him to think of them in deliberately simple terms, and to imagine politics as a faceless machine intent upon dividing society and making it hard for some voices to be heard.
Back in France, and Sebastien is beginning to compose songs for a brand new album. He wants, he announces, to continue his search for l’incroyable vérité but also create something that sounds almost unreal – to be layered and dense and have the ability to spark in its listeners different emotions at exactly the same time. It must, he decides, show people his individuality in the most original way he can manage – to be a little crazy, but not too much; to be filled with humour, but not be a joke. He imagines himself to be like one of his heroes, Michael Jackson, perhaps dressed in white and surrounded by children. And he thinks of Robert Wyatt and seeks to rival his music for depth, and Serge Gainsbourg whose soul he will try and match.
To Sebastien Tellier an album is like a book – a story with different chapters and twists in plot. For this album he will remember the way he enjoyed thinking of the people he met on tour – in such crude and comical terms – and all those fun ideas he had about the silenced voices of the world. He will call it Politics, he decides, and one song he will describe as a “cartoon vision of paradisiac Africa”. Another, ‘Mauer’, will be “a cry for help sent out by an ex-athlete from Eastern Germany. The only person who (perhaps) misses the wall because she can no longer play tennis alone.” And there will be a track entitled ‘Ketchup vs Genocide’ in which “young Native Americans shout out their resentment”. That one will be “at the peak of cliché” but allow its composer to choose a side: “the side of the dead Indians”. And he’ll return to Africa and take on civil war, and think of a choir as the alienated voice of labour. The lead vocal on the song will belong to a man who thinks he is free, and all will come together because “whatever happens, everyone ends up in a video-game”.
Sebastien seeks assistance – from his friend Quentin Dupieux (the producer and filmmaker who is also known as Mr Oizo); from the Bulgarian Symphony Orchestra; from Tony Allen, legendary drummer of most Fela Kuti bands and a primary creator of what became termed Afro-beat; and from Philippe Zdar, whose studio he uses to compose and record many of the songs. The sessions are a towering success. On May 31, 2003, Sebastien emerges with a completed album and a mighty statement of worldly intent: “Let’s give the minorities their say!” he bellows into a freak hail storm that devastates Paris’s 18th arrondissement that day. “And show the way to those who have forgotten the roots of our planet’s problems! The East Germans should know, and the wetbacks, and those who work themselves into the ground! Say no to stylistic controls, don’t fight the rhythm – Tony Allen will be there to support me along with the rest of them.”
Record Makers are deeply affected by Sebastien’s record. “Our goose has laid a golden egg!” they cry, and they are filled with excitement. In these songs they can sense something sublime about the city they live in, and they can hear the same magic that Sebastien hears in the songs of Jackson and Stevie Wonder and The Beach Boys. But they know the album is all his. It’s pure, and sweet, and the perfect expression of his wild and imaginative mind. “It must be done justice,” they decide, so they think how to present it to the world. Their friend Alex Courtès is summoned to provide the artwork; to come up with something exceptional that will announce Sebastien as a leader of men. He returns with a hyper-real image in which Sebastien looks as the music sounds: visionary and superb. And he’s smiling too, and you feel ecstasy when you look at him.
Hold tight, though, because for everything that’s holy there must be something evil. Without the means to distribute Politics outside of France, Record Makers approach Virgin UK and Parlophone Records in London. Both refuse it. “It’s a minor inconvenience,” Record Makers think, but worse is still to come. Air are beginning to change their mind about who they want to manage them, and who should put out their music, and whether, even, they still want to be part of the label they’ve established with the friends they’ve held since their teenage years. And so it was, in June 2004, with Sebastien’s golden egg yet to take flight outside of France, Air sack Marc and Stephane from managing them, and all hell breaks loose.
We’re back now in that room in Paris full of men who need not be able to smell the difference between broth and froth. Their conversations we’ll leave alone to tell you about something far more remarkable. The egg, it’s hatched a gosling! A golden gosling! And look, see how it takes flight alone! And without permission! It’s like the East German tennis player! And the young Native Americans! It cannot be silenced and it’s refusing to be maimed! And it’s flying to Britain now! And it’s delivering a message of joy! And people are listening! They’re pulling over to the sides of roads and weeping! They are saying that it is the most beautiful thing of the last 15 years!
Oh, how heartening it is to know that truth can still transcend the complications of modern life. The gosling’s name is ‘La Ritournelle’, or, “the only love song”, and it seemed destined to remain immobile until the lawyers had found their peace. But, for over a year now, copies have been sneaking into Britain and performing a magnificent task: that of uniting people. Nobody has managed to claim the song for themselves because the song was always intended for everyone. “If I manage to write a good song,” Sebastien says, “I think people imagine exactly the things I want them to. I have this ability to make something sound one-directional – to be only as I want it to be. People say to me that they think ‘La Ritournelle’ is beautiful. That is because the song is a victory for me. It was never meant to be anything else.”
It was at Record Makers HQ – a converted bakery in a lost corner of Paris, where the mad ask to be left alone by someone that no one else can see and transvestites feel free to walk the streets without being abused – that we were told the story of The Goose with the Golden Egg, and how its gosling took flight alone. And it’s a story that has a happy ending because Marc and Stephane fought their way out of the disagreement with Air, and ended up with full ownership of the Record Makers label. Sebastien is signed exclusively to them, as indeed he should be. He inspires them, and they he.
And for us here in Britain who have waited so patiently for the golden egg to become readily available, there is good news too. Free at last to sort out a distribution deal with a like-minded British label, Marc and Stephane contacted Lucky Numbers Music, who, almost two years after the French first heard Politics and its bewitching gosling, have just officially released both – as an album and a single – and, by doing so, understand well that they are unleashing something wonderful.

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As a big fan of slapstick humour I would take advantage of empty holes in the pages to exercise my writing and Photoshop skills. Nobody and nothing was safe from ridicule. I also studied the stock market to fill up the Business pages with stats and news that were relevant to the industry.
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TODAYS MUSIC INDUSTRY IS RUN BY SALAD-EATING NERDS
What colours do you think of when you hear these names? Culture Club, Duran Duran, ABC, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Adam and The Ants, Yazoo, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Joy Division. Vibrant lustrous solar oranges? Shiny sparkling silvers? Luminous yellows? Dark rich reds? Thick carbon blacks? Yes, I know.And what colours do you think of now when you hear these names? Athlete, Keane, Moby, David Gray (clue there), James Blunt, Jamie Cullum. Exactly.
My own erratic career path began in the eighties singing in a band that spanned several years and had numerous international hits. I became rich beyond my wildest boyhood dreams. It sounds clichéd alright, but those were the days. Oh yes, Those Were The Days. Things could have turned out better, but am I bitter? Not a jot. And now? Well, I’m scouting for the A&R department at one of the biggies (better not say who).
My girlfriend says it’s really demeaning. Initially, I thought she meant for me, but I’m pretty sure she means for her. To me ‘scouting’ is like reconnaissance. To her, ‘scouting’ is dressing up in an outfit too young for you and getting fucked up the backside. I guess she has a point.
I was actually discovered by one of the presidents here about 26 years ago, when he was a junior A&R man. I guess it feels weird for him to see me now. I still sing but I’m just looking for some good material.
Things really have changed though. And I don’t mean just for me. The company I work for is swarming with these nerdy music fans – gangling little geeks who cycle to work everyday to arrive by 9.00am and eat boxed salads at their desks for lunch. They sit with their iPods on all day staring at god-knows-what on their computer screens. Probably the online stock exchange. No drinks after work either. And they don’t even go to gigs: they go to the fuckin’ gym.
But what hasn’t altered much are the levels of stupidity and gross wastage. Since most of the major record labels have now merged into one giant whisky firm – to try and stave off 100 per cent redundancy in the music industry (it’s only months away folks, you heard it here first) – one might have hoped there would be an economy drive, or perhaps a radical rethink on the kind of music they sign. And maybe then a purge on signing expensive offal? But no.
Stupid? Wastage? What does he mean? Oh, come on! I hear your whiny internal dialogue: “But what about Coldplay? And what about the Scissors Sister?” Yeah, and what about them?
Okay, let me tell you something: the drivel these nerds sign, Jesus! Have you heard the 22-20s? Have you heard Dogs Die In Hot Cars? Well, you’re lucky. I have seen, pinned up on the wall of an executive here, a list of TWENTY-THREE bands signed by our company in the past two years, not ONE of which you will have heard of, nor will ever hear of. And the tidy sum spent on these unreleased gems? A cool £5 million, not ONE penny of which can ever be recouped.
Only 0.00009 per cent of people in bands actually make their living out of music. Did you know that? That statistic could cynically be used to support the theory that ‘music ain’t what it used to be’, but I think it’s fairly obvious why it’s so low. The A&R men signing the bands are morons.
My dad sold cars for a living. He wouldn’t have lasted long only selling 0.00009 per cent of his motors. Actually, that analogy is pretty lame. It’s a bit like saying of all people who play football only 0.0009 per cent end up making it, but you get my drift. The Bravery DO make a living. That bothers me somewhat.
The trouble is, so commonplace have these malpractices become, we don’t even notice them happening. Picture this all-too-familiar scenario: a band gets signed for half a million quid; they record one album with three different producers (who all make 30 grand each, regardless of how appalling it is); and before they have released even one single the band and label are already down about 200 grand – on recording costs, plus whatever money they got on signing the deal (another 100 grand perhaps). The Company don’t like the album as it is, and have no intention of spending another 200 grand marketing the band to perhaps not sell any records. Guess what happens now? The band get dropped, or worse, ignored and left to rot. And the fallout of this back at Company HQ? That’s right: the A&R man keeps his job and receives a pat on the back for saving them all that extra money they would have had to spend.
It’s an odd business to be sure. Kevin Shields is a god-like figure to many, and has been since the release of the shoegazing ‘classic’ Loveless in 1991. A few minor contributions to one soundtrack album in the intervening 14 years is a fairly barren return from someone so blessed, surely? Van Gogh could have done with some of the reverence we imbue our rock’n’roll gods. Vincent was loveless too, and only managed to sell one painting during his lifetime, and yet he painted over 800. What a sharp contrast. We should be grateful, though, that on said ‘classic’, Shields did manage to bring us a full ELEVEN songs of out-of-tune and muffled vocals buried three-foot beneath the droning music. Mind you, better to make one half-decent record than four completely abhorrent ones, eh Noel?
And while I have been sitting here all this time, at my colourless little desk on the fifth floor of this faceless building, I realise that my thing about the colours of bands is even more pertinent than I originally thought. One of our bands (I should say their, but I am trying to be a team player) – a top 20 outfit that you know – have been in the office most of the day. They were so anonymous I thought they worked for our distributors. They’re one of the new breed we like to sign. I call them pub rockers.
Pub rock used to be such a put down. Now it’s one of the most lucrative and fast-growing areas of the recording industry! Since the granddads of pub rock – Oasis – arrived (and really, why did they not leave the morning after?), the pub rock phenomenon has steadily grown and grown. Athlete, Stereophonics, Turin Brakes, the list goes on. I read something today on myspace.com on a 25-year-old Athlete fan’s page. It had a section on ‘Influences/Fave bands’. One of his choices was Hall and Oates.
So, go on, get down to Millets, get yourself some sensible warm flannel walking clothes and get rocking. It’s that easy.
But I’m not bitter. Honest.